This is an archive of a site from 1998 (originally hosted at http://www.nic.com/~porkchop/)
These pages predate modern HTML/CSS and are most definitely NOT valid anything
some browsers may not cope well but I felt the content was worth preserving :)
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I would like to thank boneborg@idirect.com for providing the _only_ addition to this page from the time this site was created about three years ago. Cm'on, people! :) --------
 
 
"Bones of Borg" <boneborg@idirect.com> With a thanks to "Under Seige 2"
Lession 1 in theatre: NEVER ASSUME. "Assumtion is the mother of all fuckups"
 
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The biggest one has to be "Once you've gone black, you never go back." I don't know why but it seems to be true for more than half (true for all tech's who have the class) but anyhow, re: you get
more points if you hit the main actor or actress with the legs than you do with just some actor/actress that is stupid!



1) Your are never ahead of schedule until you are done early.
2) The sooner you get behind, the longer you have to catch up.
3) I feel a whole lot more like I do now than I did before.
Bernard O Carter, carter+@andrew.cmu.edu

Originally from OnStage! at http://www.nic.com/~porkchop/ - Mirrored at http://rmlx.co.uk/onstagehumour