This is an archive of a site from 1998 (originally hosted at http://www.nic.com/~porkchop/)
These pages predate modern HTML/CSS and are most definitely NOT valid anything
some browsers may not cope well but I felt the content was worth preserving :)
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And lo, as the year begins, so is the Gaffa Tape delivered unto
the TECHIES, who do revere and worship the Gaffa. And, soon, does
the Gaffa Tape leave the store, to be used by the TECHIES in pursuit
of excellence in their techie activities, and also in various
activites with fair TECHIE maidens. And, the head TECHIES do soon
become worried at the amount of Gaffa used, for while much use
of Gaffa does surely lead to a higher plane of TECHIE existence,
the year must be split in two: 6 months of plenty, following the
delivery of Gaffa unto the TECHIES, and 6 months of famine, when
the Gaffa must surely run out.
Our amps are switched off
The Cans are not patched into the PA
The Masters are down.
The loudspeakers are disconnected
THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU!