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some browsers may not cope well but I felt the content was worth preserving :)
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I've heard that an actor will trip on a line of tape, and a dancer will trip on a line of tape thats been pulled up. :) (and his spiffy Web Page)

Q: How do you get an actor off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
From: Andy Weiss <>

Originally from OnStage! at - Mirrored at