From: "David Jackson" <TheatreMaster@classic.msn.com>

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Depends on what it says in the script

From: Ladysmyth@aol.com

Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 100. One to screw in the bulb, 99 to stand around saying "I could have done THAT!"

From: Andy Kelk (ics5ajk@leeds.ac.uk)

Q: How many actors does it take to change a light?
A: One.... if he can find it.

Q: How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One; the actor holds the lightbulb, and the world revolves around the actor...

Q: How many straight actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Both of them.